4 Responses to Dilbert Solves the Patriot Act Mystery?

  1. Jerry May 28, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    I don’t wanna sound like I have nothing to hide.

    But if they are tracking me with my smart phone, I bet they’re pretty freaking bored. Like today, I went to grocery store, went to a hardware store, spent 3 hours at a little party my aunt and uncle threw, came home and worked for 5 hours.

    Just makes me wonder what kind of dull, mundane stuff they’re “tracking”.

  2. Jim May 28, 2011 at 10:29 pm #

    Did you buy anything at the hardware store that could be used to blow something up – or maybe put a nail in somebody’s tire? If so, the circumstantial evidence against you could be adding up.

  3. Josh the vet May 29, 2011 at 1:11 am #

    I know for a fact that they track mundane garbage- there are more Feds than terrorists, they need *something* to do.

  4. Statesman May 29, 2011 at 7:53 pm #

    They have something to do alright. It’s called imposing tyranny.