Copyright (c) 1989, Dow Jones & Co., Inc. 
  Wednesday, September 6, 1989 
  The Great Ice Cream War 
  By James Bovard 
America was deluged by foreign ice cream last year: 576 
  gallons came in from New Zealand and 12 gallons from Denmark. 
  In other words, foreigners "foisted" almost as much ice cream 
  on "hapless" Americans as a large Safeway sells on a summer 
  Saturday. Obviously, a crisis was imminent. 
While many people relish American-made ice cream with 
  deliberately foreign-sounding names, few people realize that 
  the U.S. government restricts ice-cream imports to less than 
  one-tenth of one percent of U.S. consumption. Jamaica, the 
  Netherlands and Belgium are the only other countries allowed 
  to sell ice cream to Americans, and with quotas so low and 
  transportation costs high, they don't bother to ship us any 
  ice cream at all. 
The U.S. exports hundreds of thousands of gallons of ice 
  cream to Canada, yet Canadian ice cream is banned from the 
  U.S. Canada expressed its appreciation for this treatment 
  last year by slapping a quota on U.S. ice-cream exports to 
  Canada. (Dairy trade was exempted from last year's Free Trade 
  Agreement.) 
Across North America, armies of bureaucrats have mobilized 
  
  to slug this one out. Officials from the Canadian Embassy met 
  with U.S. State Department officials to raise the ice-cream 
  issue last October. Canada filed a formal complaint with the 
  U.S. government in November. The U.S. Agriculture Department 
  convened a task force that spent months studying ice-cream 
  quotas. 
On May 5 of this year, President Bush sent a letter to the 
  
  U.S. International Trade Commission demanding an ice-cream 
  investigation. The ITC has had as many as 30 people dealing 
  with this project. The ITC made a report on Aug. 28 to the 
  U.S. Trade Representative's Office, which is responsible for 
  forwarding it to the president. According to Claire Buchan, 
  spokeswoman for the trade rep, "The president has not made a 
  decision on this, and there is not a deadline." Doesn't he 
  realize the ice cream is melting? 
The U.S. ice-cream quotas date back to Dec. 31, 1970, when 
  
  President Nixon decreed that future ice-cream imports could 
  not exceed 431,330 gallons a year. Why? That year, according 
  to Deputy Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman, testifying 
  this July before the ITC, the U.S. was hit with a "flood of 
  imports." This so-called "flood" amounted to barely 1% of 
  U.S. ice cream consumption. 
How did Mr. Nixon decide to limit imports to exactly 
  431,330 gallons a year? Section 22 of the Agriculture 
  Adjustment Act allows the U.S. government to protect domestic 
  price-support programs by restricting imports to 50% of the 
  annual average imports of a representative period. Ice-cream 
  imports did not begin until 1969 -- so the U.S. government 
  chose the years 1967, 1968, and 1969. This allowed the 
  government to slash imports by 95% of their 1970 level and 
  then tell foreigners that the 5% remaining was their "fair" 
  market share. 
Under the "free trade" Bush administration, the 
  Agriculture Department still has a phobia about foreign ice 
  cream. Deputy Undersecretary Veneman told the ITC, "We 
  believe that imports above (the current) level would render 
  or tend to render ineffective or materially interfere with 
  the domestic dairy price support program." 
The ice-cream controversy illustrates the meaninglessness 
  of some of the central terms in our trade law. In 1983, the 
  Agriculture Department concluded that imports of roughly 160 
  million pounds of casein, a dairy derivative, did not 
  "materially interfere with domestic dairy (price) supports," 
  even though the casein imports had far greater impact on the 
  dairy price support program than did ice-cream imports. 
This July, when ITC Chairman Anne Brunsdale pushed 
  Agriculture Department official John Mengel to explain what 
  had changed between 1983 and 1989, Mr. Mengel sputtered, "I 
  think, Madam Chairman, that perhaps budget is a stronger 
  consideration now." Yet the Agriculture Department a few 
  weeks later endorsed a $900 million drought bailout to 
  farmers who had failed to protect themselves by buying crop 
  insurance. 
Given all this controversy, what was the ITC looking at? 
  Apparently, it looked only at changing the distribution of 
  the quota -- allowing more countries to compete to sell the 
  same tiny amount of ice cream to the U.S. Abolishing or 
  increasing the quota apparently was not even seriously 
  considered. 
In this mega-investigation, the U.S. government has 
  probably already spent more than a thousand dollars in 
  administrative expenses for each gallon of ice cream imported 
  into the U.S. last year. International trade disputes are 
  rapidly degenerating into a full employment program for 
  government bureaucrats. 
Since 1987, the U.S. has been hollering for the abolition 
  of all trade-distorting agricultural subsidies. But how can 
  we tell the Japanese to abolish their rice subsidies or the 
  Europeans to stop dumping wheat when the U.S. is terrified 
  over a few scoops of ice cream? 
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