{"id":16880,"date":"2021-11-25T08:49:19","date_gmt":"2021-11-25T13:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/?p=16880"},"modified":"2025-11-27T10:04:09","modified_gmt":"2025-11-27T15:04:09","slug":"thanksgiving-and-my-dads-favorite-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/2021\/11\/25\/thanksgiving-and-my-dads-favorite-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Thanksgiving and my Dad&#8217;s Favorite Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the time of year when folks use sweetened condensed milk for pumpkin pie, peanut butter fudge, and many other holiday treats. Every time I see those cans advertised, I am reminded of my father\u2019s favorite poem.<\/p>\n<p>My father<a href=\"http:\/\/lib.dr.iastate.edu\/rtd\/2811\/\"> worked on farms for much of his life<\/a>, including two summers during high school on a Pennsylvania dairy farm.\u00a0 He boasted that he \u201cimproved\u201d the farm\u2019s operation by waking up and starting the milking half an hour earlier at 4:30 a.m.\u00a0 Luckily, I did not inherit that depraved notion of virtue from him.\u00a0 Maybe he read <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gutenberg.org\/files\/20203\/20203-h\/20203-h.htm\">Ben Franklin\u2019s autobiography <\/a>once too often (\u201cearly to rise makes a man\u2026&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>Folks who work with cattle have earthy senses of humor.\u00a0 My father often talked about how the Carnation Milk company sponsored a contest in 1946 for a jingle for their evaporated milk &#8211; a new product that was considered revolutionary at the time. The <a href=\"https:\/\/gladdestthing.com\/poems\/carnation-milk\">winning entry<\/a> purportedly came from a Nebraska farm wife:<\/p>\n<p>Carnation milk, best in the land.<br \/>\nComes to the table in a little red can.<br \/>\nNo teats to pull, no shit to pitch.<br \/>\nJust punch a hole in the sonofabitch.<\/p>\n<p>No <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pulitzer_Prize_for_Poetry\">Pulitzer Prize for poetry<\/a> was awarded in 1946, which is maybe why that poem isn&#8217;t more famous.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>1958 photo of my father at the Beef Cattle Research Station, Front Royal, Virginia<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/kpb-horseback-1958.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-13797 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/kpb-horseback-1958-800x603.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"603\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/kpb-horseback-1958-800x603.jpg 800w, https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/kpb-horseback-1958-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/kpb-horseback-1958-768x579.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/kpb-horseback-1958.jpg 821w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the time of year when folks use sweetened condensed milk for pumpkin pie, peanut butter fudge, and many other holiday treats. Every time I see those cans advertised, I am reminded of my father\u2019s favorite poem. 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