{"id":21282,"date":"2025-01-21T08:16:05","date_gmt":"2025-01-21T13:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/?p=21282"},"modified":"2025-01-22T20:38:32","modified_gmt":"2025-01-23T01:38:32","slug":"my-best-biden-bashes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/2025\/01\/21\/my-best-biden-bashes\/","title":{"rendered":"My Best Biden Bashes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"et_pb_module et_pb_post_title et_pb_post_title_1_tb_body et_pb_bg_layout_light et_pb_text_align_center\">\n<div class=\"et_pb_title_container\">\n<h1 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/jpb-biden-bashes-smaller.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-21289\" src=\"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/jpb-biden-bashes-smaller.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"563\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/jpb-biden-bashes-smaller.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/jpb-biden-bashes-smaller-800x450.jpg 800w, https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/jpb-biden-bashes-smaller-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/jpb-biden-bashes-smaller-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/biden-train-wreck.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-21284\" src=\"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/biden-train-wreck-800x569.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"569\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/biden-train-wreck-800x569.jpg 800w, https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/biden-train-wreck-1024x728.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/biden-train-wreck-150x107.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/biden-train-wreck-768x546.jpg 768w, https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/biden-train-wreck.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/h1>\n<h1 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/libertarianinstitute.org\/articles\/my-best-biden-bashes\/\">My Best Biden Bashes<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Screenshot-2022-10-24-at-12-13-36-The-Libertarian-Institute.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-17687\" src=\"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Screenshot-2022-10-24-at-12-13-36-The-Libertarian-Institute-150x67.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"67\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Screenshot-2022-10-24-at-12-13-36-The-Libertarian-Institute-150x67.png 150w, https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Screenshot-2022-10-24-at-12-13-36-The-Libertarian-Institute.png 312w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/h1>\n<p class=\"et_pb_title_meta_container\">by <span class=\"author vcard\"><a title=\"Posts by Jim Bovard\" href=\"https:\/\/libertarianinstitute.org\/author\/jbovard\/\" rel=\"author\">James Bovard<\/a><\/span> | <span class=\"published\">Jan 21, 2025<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"et_pb_module et_pb_post_content et_pb_post_content_0_tb_body\">\n<p class=\"p3\">Joe Biden\u2019s presidency ended yesterday. Would it be ungracious to whack him as he was exiting the White House?<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">Nah\u2014Biden has been vilifying libertarians and anyone who didn\u2019t kowtow to his commands for too many years. Plus, he is working on a memoir, so he is fair game.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">Here are some of my favorite lines on Biden\u2019s four years of pratfalls:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cBiden has gotten lost on stage so many times that WAZE should create a special app for Joe to navigate his next steps.\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fff.org\/explore-freedom\/article\/our-potemkin-presidency\/\"><span class=\"s1\">Future of Freedom Foundation<\/span><\/a>, November 2023)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p5\">\u201cBiden is desperate because his credibility on COVID is waning faster than a Pfizer vaccine.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/07\/03\/remember-bidens-summer-of-freedom-and-victory-over-covid\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, July 3, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cCynics are quipping that inflation is higher than Biden\u2019s approval rating, but that is a cheap shot\u2014or at least premature.\u201d (<em>New York Post<\/em>, January 24, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cNixon famously asserted, \u2018I am not a crook.\u2019 Will Biden achieve equal notoriety for proclaiming, \u2018I am not mentally incompetent\u2019?\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2024\/02\/08\/opinion\/biden-is-not-fit-for-president-if-hes-not-fit-to-prosecute\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, February 8, 2024)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cAccording to the White House\u2019s 58-page Economic Blueprint, Biden has performed more miracles than accompanied the Sermon on the Mount.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/09\/09\/bidens-economic-victory-lap-is-58-pages-of-malarkey\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, September 10, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cThe Biden administration revealed that guys who can\u2019t get laid may be terrorist threats due to \u201cinvoluntary celibate\u2013violent extremism.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/04\/13\/inside-fbis-probe-and-entrapment-of-a-michigan-militia-crew\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, April 13, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cBiden helped turn Washington into an Impunity Democracy in which government officials pay no price for their crimes.\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fff.org\/explore-freedom\/article\/bidens-sordid-legacy-ravaged-rights-and-liberties\/\"><span class=\"s1\">Future of Freedom Foundation<\/span><\/a>, January 2025)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cThe Biden administration is expanding the federal Enemies List faster than any time since the Nixon era.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/12\/28\/news\/joe-biden-and-the-left-are-putting-the-rule-of-law-at-risk\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, December 28, 2023)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cHow many Biden scandals are scattered like unexploded cluster bombs throughout federal filing cabinets inside the Beltway?\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/08\/29\/biden-sent-5400-secret-emails-under-different-pseudonyms\/\"><span class=\"s1\">N.Y. Post<\/span><\/a>, August 29, 2023)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cAre we defaulting to the \u2018cannon fodder version of democracy\u2019? Do Americans have the right to know if the Biden administration is dragging them into World War III?\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/mises.org\/mises-wire\/endangering-washingtons-divine-right-deceive\"><span class=\"s1\">Ludwig von Mises Institute<\/span><\/a>, April 17, 2023)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p6\">\u201c\u2018Government = truth\u2019 is the premise for the Biden censorship regime.\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/07\/05\/biden-admin-thinks-it-has-divine-right-to-nix-conservatives-free-speech-rights\/\"><span class=\"s1\"><em>New York Post<\/em>,<\/span><\/a> July 5, 2023)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p7\">\u201cThe only way to assume that President Biden is not \u2018above the law\u2019 is to assume that his decrees are <i>the law<\/i>.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2024\/01\/05\/opinion\/biden-wants-to-defend-democracy-by-making-sure-you-cant-vote-for-trump\/\"><span class=\"s2\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, January 6, 2024<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cTeam Biden champions a \u2018no corpse, no delicta\u2019 definition of censorship<b>. <\/b>Since federal SWAT teams did not assail the headquarters of social-media firms, the feds are blameless.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/08\/13\/biden-censors-battered-expect-an-epic-supreme-court-showdown\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, August 13, 2023)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201c\u2018Trespassing plus thought crimes equals terrorism\u2019 is the Biden standard for prosecuting January 6 defendants.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/01\/05\/dems-who-portray-jan-6-as-a-near-fatal-attack-on-democracy-are-absurd\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, January 6, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cInstead of economic salvation, Biden offers standard D.C. issue \u2018no-fault pseudo-benevolence.&#8217;\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/thedailyeconomy.org\/article\/political-economy-vs-federal-fairy-tales\/\"><span class=\"s1\">American Institute for Economic Research<\/span><\/a>, March 29, 2021)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cBiden has no problem with the biggest authoritarian abuse of our times\u2014the rise of Cage Keeper Democracies where citizens\u2019 ballots merely designate who will place them under house arrest.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2021\/12\/06\/biden-summit-ignores-a-peril-to-democracy-covid-crackdowns\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<b><\/b><\/span><\/a><\/em>, December 6, 2021)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p6\"><b>\u201c<\/b>As long as Biden occupies the Oval Office, he enjoys sovereign immunity from the truth\u2014or at least from full disclosure.\u201d<b> (<\/b><a href=\"https:\/\/libertarianinstitute.org\/articles\/politicians-will-always-be-damn-rascals\/\"><span class=\"s1\">Libertarian Institute<\/span><\/a>, June 10, 2024)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p6\">\u201cPresident Biden derided the unvaxxed as aspiring mass murderers who only wanted \u2018the freedom to kill you\u2019 with COVID.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2024\/07\/02\/opinion\/bidens-supreme-court-outburst-exposed-his-presidencys-lies\/\"><span class=\"s2\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, July 3, 2024)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p6\">\u201cCast the first stone? Who amongst us have not stored notebooks full of top secret information <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/politics\/live-news\/biden-classified-documents-report-02-08-24\/h_851f2324da3e9ef2a57593ef1c882dd5\"><span class=\"s2\">underneath their TV<\/span><\/a>, as President Biden did in Delaware?\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2024\/02\/08\/opinion\/biden-is-not-fit-for-president-if-hes-not-fit-to-prosecute\/\"><span class=\"s2\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, February 8, 2024)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p6\">\u201cA pardon for Hunter is as certain as Joe Biden\u2019s next verbal hairball.\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=2YmHYvpj240\"><span class=\"s2\"><em>New York Post<\/em>\/YouTube<\/span><\/a>, September 9, 2024)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p6\">\u201cBiden sought to convert America into a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theamericanconservative.com\/articles\/h-r-1-and-herd-count-democracy\/\"><span class=\"s2\">Drop Box Democracy<\/span><\/a> where minimal efforts by voters automatically conferred maximum power to politicians.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theamericanconservative.com\/the-democrats-three-decade-war-on-honest-voting\/\"><span class=\"s2\">The American Conservative<\/span><\/a><\/em>, October 20, 2024)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p7\">\u201c\u2019No boondoggle left behind\u2019 was the Biden administration\u2019s motto.\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/libertarianinstitute.org\/articles\/forty-years-sniping-at-leviathan\/\"><span class=\"s2\">Libertarian Institute<\/span><\/a>, December 14, 2024)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cBiden relies on a two-step routine\u2014ruthlessly vilifying his opponents and then appealing to \u2018our better angels,\u2019 a phrase recycled from Lincoln\u2019s first inaugural address. Biden lulls listeners into assuming he is personally one of those \u2018better angels\u2019 as he flails anyone blocking his latest power grab.\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fff.org\/explore-freedom\/article\/bidens-sordid-legacy-ravaged-rights-and-liberties\/\"><span class=\"s1\">Future of Freedom Foundation<\/span><\/a>, January 2025)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cWatching Biden\u2019s State of the Union speech was like being cornered by a drunken lout who endlessly yanks on your sleeve and babbles about all the favors he\u2019s going to do for you.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/02\/08\/bidens-state-of-union-proves-hell-keep-playing-us-for-suckers\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, February 8, 2023)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cHatred is simply another issue conscripted for a Biden \u2018get out the vote\u2019 drive.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/09\/13\/biden-drafts-hate-to-get-out-the-midterm-vote\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, September 13, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cHunter Biden\u2019s laptop disclosed more damning information than any bimbo boinked by Trump.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2023\/04\/05\/braggs-indictment-pretends-politicians-never-suppress-embarrassing-info\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, April 6, 2023)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cBiden issued the equivalent of a declaration of war on 80 million unvaccinated Americans, portraying them as Public Enemy Number One.\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fff.org\/explore-freedom\/article\/thank-joe-biden-for-your-covid-positive-nurse\/?utm_source=FFF+Daily&amp;utm_campaign=2301e88a98-FFF+Daily+2022-10-04&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_term=0_1139d80dff-2301e88a98-317327357\"><span class=\"s1\">Future of Freedom Foundation<\/span><\/a>, October 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cBiden\u2019s pro-inflation policies are dividing Americans between those who work for a living and those who vote for a living.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/01\/23\/inflation-will-bankrupt-joe-biden-and-the-democrats\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, January 24, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cThe only limits on his power that Biden recognizes come from his pollsters, not from the Constitution.\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/libertarianinstitute.org\/articles\/bidens-new-war-on-extremism-and-liberty\/\"><span class=\"s1\">Libertarian Institute,<\/span><\/a> September 7, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cWashington is full of career-climbing wackos who would sell their soul to add the Biden administration to their r\u00e9sum\u00e9. If their pratfalls make them a laughingstock, they can count on a <i>Washington Post<\/i> puff piece to vindicate their lives and careers.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/05\/18\/team-biden-dumps-ditzy-disinfo-czar-nina-jankowicz-but-board-remains-threat\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, May 18, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cBiden is a listless president surrounded by aides with broken moral compasses.\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/mises.org\/wire\/will-punch-drunk-biden-take-america-down-him\"><span class=\"s1\">Ludwig von Mises Institute<\/span><\/a>, June 8, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cBiden offers a \u2018paying-and-obeying\u2019 version of democracy in which citizens have no right to complain about the feds wrecking prosperity.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/11\/03\/bidens-big-lie-on-democracy\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, November 3, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\">\u201cNothing in Biden\u2019s oath of office entitled him to turn the Constitution into COVID road kill.\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/libertarianinstitute.org\/articles\/joe-bidens-covid-dictatorship-will-never-end\/\"><span class=\"s1\">Libertarian Institute,<\/span><\/a> October 18)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cIs the new definition of disinformation \u2018anything which undermines trust in President Biden\u2019?\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/04\/28\/bidens-disinformation-czar-is-latest-assault-on-free-speech\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, April 28, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cWhen will Team Biden formally designate distrusting the government a \u2018pre-hate crime\u2019?\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/09\/13\/biden-drafts-hate-to-get-out-the-midterm-vote\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, September 14, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cBiden offers a \u2018paying-and-obeying\u2019 version of democracy in which citizens have no right to complain about the feds wrecking prosperity.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/11\/03\/bidens-big-lie-on-democracy\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, November 3, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cAccording to Biden, \u2018democracy dies\u2019 if citizens do not vote as their commander-in-chief tells them.\u201d<b> <\/b>(<em><a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2022\/11\/03\/bidens-big-lie-on-democracy\/\"><span class=\"s1\">New York Post<\/span><\/a><\/em>, November 3, 2022)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">\u201cTo save democracy, Team Biden treats cynicism like a weapon of mass destruction.\u201d (<em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Last-Rights-Death-American-Liberty\/dp\/B0CP9VCNDH\/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&amp;qid=&amp;sr=\"><span class=\"s1\">Last Rights<\/span><\/a><\/em>, 2023)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p6\">\u201cBiden piously invokes the \u2018rule of law\u2019 while constantly acting as if his good intentions entitle him to dictatorial power.\u201d <b>(<\/b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.fff.org\/explore-freedom\/article\/bidens-sordid-legacy-ravaged-rights-and-liberties\/\"><span class=\"s2\">Future of Freedom Foundation<\/span><\/a><b>,<\/b> January 2025)<\/p>\n<p class=\"p7\">\u201cPerhaps Biden could satisfy his gender-fluid supporters by coming out publicly and personally identifying as \u201cnon-dictator.\u201d (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.fff.org\/explore-freedom\/article\/bidens-sordid-legacy-ravaged-rights-and-liberties\/\"><span class=\"s2\">Future of Freedom Foundation<\/span><\/a>, January 2025)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Best Biden Bashes by James Bovard | Jan 21, 2025 Joe Biden\u2019s presidency ended yesterday. Would it be ungracious to whack him as he was exiting the White House? Nah\u2014Biden has been vilifying libertarians and anyone who didn\u2019t kowtow to his commands for too many years. 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