{"id":3912,"date":"2012-11-06T10:25:28","date_gmt":"2012-11-06T15:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/?p=3912"},"modified":"2012-11-06T15:21:29","modified_gmt":"2012-11-06T20:21:29","slug":"happy-election-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/06\/happy-election-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Election Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The most uplifting story I have seen so far on Election Day is from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/dangerroom\/2012\/11\/president-hunt-you\/\">Wired.Com<\/a>.\u00a0 Headline says it all: &#8221;<\/p>\n<h1>7 Technologies That Will Make It Easier for the Next President to Hunt and  Kill You<\/h1>\n<p>Instead of &#8220;Change and Hope,&#8221; the president&#8217;s campaign slogan should be: &#8220;Duck and Cover.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"userContent\">Saw a Twitter announcement &#8211; &#8220;If you run into  anything that&#8217;s keeping from your right to vote, call the Election  Protection Hotline: 866-687-8683.&#8221;\u00a0 So should I call that number and complain about both major party candidates being full of crap and not worth voting for? (I hope that # is not a scam that automatically charges you $10 for calling).<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"userContent\">Election Day Anticipation? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/katie.kaboomski\">Katie Kaboomski<\/a>,  a Toledo radio producer, posted that she felt the same anticipation yesterday that she felt on Christmas Eve as a kid &#8211;  excitedly awaiting what  tomorrow will deliver.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>My pre-election sentiments are more  akin to how a dog would feel if the dog realized that he was going to  the veterinarian  the next morning to get &#8216;fixed.&#8217;  Or maybe my gut  feeling is akin to those old cartoons with someone strapped to a log  that is heading into the sawmill&#8230; hearing that blade get louder and  louder&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>++++<\/p>\n<p>BURRITOS AS POLITICAL DESTINY<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nybooks.com\/blogs\/nyrblog\/2012\/nov\/05\/virginia-canvassing-persuadable-voters\/\">? Undecided Virginia voter says<\/a>: &#8220;I won\u2019t know until I\u2019m in the voting booth. I\u2019m waiting for a feeling.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>If we knew what percentage of such Virginians had bacon for breakfast, maybe we could forecast the outcome.<\/p>\n<p>Lucky for the world that the US is devoted to spreading democracy to foreign nations &#8211; they deserve the same blessings.<\/p>\n<p>++++<\/p>\n<p>My ol&#8217; buddy<strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/2012\/11\/05\/are-you-vting\/#comments\">Claire Wolfe blogged<\/a> <\/strong>yesterday with a question:\u00a0 &#8220;Are you voting?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I commented: &#8220;My therapist says that voting will help reduce my feelings of aggression towards The System.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Claire replied: &#8220;Your therapist wants to ruin your career?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pnar.org\/\"><strong>Tom Blanton<\/strong> <\/a>commented: &#8220;I sense that my therapist, who doubles as my cat, is trying to tell  me to stay inside all day tomorrow and consume large quantities of my  medication. I understand that there will large numbers of republicrats prowling  around tomorrow and they are often violent and dangerous. It\u2019s probably  best if I just avoid these people altogether to prevent likely  confrontations. They handle constructive criticism so poorly I\u2019ve  learned.&#8221;<\/p>\n<h5 class=\"uiStreamMessage userContentWrapper\"><\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The most uplifting story I have seen so far on Election Day is from Wired.Com.\u00a0 Headline says it all: &#8221; 7 Technologies That Will Make It Easier for the Next President to Hunt and Kill You Instead of &#8220;Change and Hope,&#8221; the president&#8217;s campaign slogan should be: &#8220;Duck and Cover.&#8221; Saw a Twitter announcement &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Happy Election Day! 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