This is floating around the Internet; LawHobbit sent it to me, and it is too good not to post. If anyone knows the original source, let me know and I will properly credit it.<\/p>\n
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\nThe George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include:<\/p>\n
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.<\/p>\n
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.<\/p>\n
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.<\/p>\n
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.<\/p>\n
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.<\/p>\n
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.<\/p>\n
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.<\/p>\n
The ‘Tax Cut’ Room with entry only to the wealthy.<\/p>\n
The ‘Economy Room’ which is in the toilet.<\/p>\n
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.<\/p>\n
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.<\/p>\n
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.<\/p>\n
The Supremes Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.<\/p>\n
The Airport Men’s Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.<\/p>\n
The ‘Decider Room’ complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.<\/p>\n
The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President’s accomplishments.<\/p>\n
Admission: Republicans – free; Democrats – $1000 or 3 Euros<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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