The Secret Service wants folks to forward them suspicious tweets regarding presidential candidates and others protected by the G-men. The Los Angeles Times notes, ““To report a tweet that concerns you,” @SecretService wrote Tuesday in its first such Tweet, “call the nearest field office in your state.”
The LATimes did not mention whether people who report tweets will get vouchers redeemable by Secret Service approved-hookers. Or maybe that only works for tips reported from Colombia.
Posting this item on Facebook sparked the following speculative thread on the voucher program:
LR – Hookers with the efficiency of the Post Office and the compassion of the KGB?
Jim Bovard – If they had postal efficiency, they might intentionally delay delivery for a very long time.
LR – But the long lines.
Jim Bovard – Even worse – the promise of ‘universal service.’
LR – Wouldn’t want my male delivered to the wrong address. There is no end to this.
Jim Bovard – Even worse, having some angry clerk trying to cancel your stamp
LR – Not as bad as returning for lack of enough postage.
Jim Bovard – Yep – that’s hell on Accounts Receivable.
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