Great Spoof on Obama Supporters Without a Cause

The crisis with Obama supporters is far worse than I thought.

The sad proof is here.

Has anybody seen a good roundup of quotes by the media, pundits, & other such ilk gushing about how we are entering a new age of idealism? Trumpeting how Obama’s victory redeems democracy, America, et. al.??


7 Responses to Great Spoof on Obama Supporters Without a Cause

  1. Dirk W. Sabin November 7, 2008 at 12:00 pm #

    Well, the Persian version of W. sent a fan letter with stern advice…and, of course, the August New Yawk Times is offering Wednesday’s issue with its stark “OBAMA” headline for $14.95 plus postage.

    I also heard that there is a neighborhood in Houston where a venerable Crape Myrtle that had exhibited the signs of the stigmata has now sprouted a leaf that, when looked at through sun glasses while passing by at 37 miles per hour in a 1966 Buick Electra deuce and a quarter looks like Obama raising Malcolm X from the Dead

  2. Jim November 7, 2008 at 2:56 pm #

    There’s a reason I avoid Buick Electras.

  3. Max Ikbal November 8, 2008 at 6:21 pm #

    All of this happened b/c guys like you did not do a good job of educating and warning people about the real dangers of socialism.

  4. Jim November 8, 2008 at 8:10 pm #

    I was too busy during the campaign lusting after Palin to even think about socialism.

  5. Tom Blanton November 9, 2008 at 9:07 pm #

    Jim – With any luck, we can continue to lust after Palin. Porn Mogul Cezar Capone has offered her $2 million to star in a porn flick. I don’t think she has said no, so she must be thinking about doing it.


    I’m thinking about offering McCain and Lieberman 50 bucks each to star in a silent gay porn flick. It would probably be a big hit with GOP Senators and televangelists. They’d be dropping quarters in the adult book store movie booths like bombs at an Afghan wedding.

  6. Jim November 9, 2008 at 9:22 pm #

    Tom, that last sentence of yours is one of the best damn lines I have heard in a long time. That trumps.

    As for Palin doing a MILF movie – how might she prove that she is a ‘maverick’ in the movie?

  7. Jim November 9, 2008 at 9:25 pm #

    Does anybody recall what Tanya Harding got paid for her post-Olympics video debut?

    That might not be a good comparison, since Harding probably would have gotten paid more if she had done the job of busting kneecaps herself, instead of contracting out the work.

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