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MP3 of Brian Wilson Show on Using F-16s To Curb Airplane Bathroom Loitering

By on September 13, 2011

WSPD’s Brian Wilson and I had a rattlin’ good chat yesterday regarding using F-16 fighters to respond to airline passengers hitting the john.

I fear that TSA may ban all Mexican fast-food eateries in airports – to save the government the indignity of sending up F-16s when federal air marshals panic about how long someone is in the john.

You can hear (or download) the @ 15-20 minute interview by clicking on the following link:
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5 Responses to MP3 of Brian Wilson Show on Using F-16s To Curb Airplane Bathroom Loitering

  1. The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit September 14, 2011 at 9:30 am #

    Four and a half seconds of fame!! Yay!! 😀

  2. Jim September 14, 2011 at 9:33 am #

    Now you can raise your hourly billing rate as a result.

  3. The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit September 14, 2011 at 2:18 pm #

    Great – even more money that I’ll never see. But it will let me dream bigger….

  4. Tom Blanton September 14, 2011 at 11:18 pm #

    I guess the days are gone when a weary traveler could go to the restroom, kickback with a reefer, and enjoy some stimulating features in the latest Hustler magazine.

  5. Jim September 15, 2011 at 7:20 am #

    On the other hand, if someone did do that on a plane nowadays, it would simply prove what priests and moralists have been saying for centuries: nothing is more destructive than self-abuse.