WSPD’s Brian Wilson and I had a rattlin’ good chat yesterday regarding using F-16 fighters to respond to airline passengers hitting the john.
I fear that TSA may ban all Mexican fast-food eateries in airports – to save the government the indignity of sending up F-16s when federal air marshals panic about how long someone is in the john.
You can hear (or download) the @ 15-20 minute interview by clicking on the following link:
Four and a half seconds of fame!! Yay!! 😀
Now you can raise your hourly billing rate as a result.
Great – even more money that I’ll never see. But it will let me dream bigger….
I guess the days are gone when a weary traveler could go to the restroom, kickback with a reefer, and enjoy some stimulating features in the latest Hustler magazine.
On the other hand, if someone did do that on a plane nowadays, it would simply prove what priests and moralists have been saying for centuries: nothing is more destructive than self-abuse.