Bush Plans “Authoritarian” History

Former President George W. Bush announced in Calgary yesterday that he is planning to write a memoir “so when the history of this administration is written at least there’s an authoritarian voice saying exactly what happened.”

Bush did not reveal if John Yoo would be the co-author.

Bush spoke to an “invited audience of Calgary businessmen,” according to a report in the Examiner.

The paper noted that “Bush was full of jokes throughout his speech.”

Since it was an “invited audience,” there were no awkward questions about torture or whether Bush expects to be indicted as a war criminal.
[h/t TAC]


5 Responses to Bush Plans “Authoritarian” History

  1. Dirk W. Sabin March 18, 2009 at 12:06 pm #

    One must admit that for all the spookery and trenchcoats of his Administration, all one needed is but a few words from this simple man and the entire cover was blown.

    Maybe he’ll learn the arcane art of limericks and put it all down in ribald meter.

  2. Jim March 18, 2009 at 1:40 pm #

    Too bad that “terrorist” doesn’t rhyme with “Nantucket.”

  3. Josh March 18, 2009 at 7:19 pm #

    Good God, he STILL has to have an “invited audience”?

    I’m guessing Will Ferrell’s “You’re Welcome America” will have more truth in it than Bush’s memoir.

  4. Jim March 18, 2009 at 8:01 pm #

    I guess there is not that much to do in Calgary in the winter.

  5. Steve March 29, 2009 at 6:46 pm #

    Good to know his stupidity has continued