“Are Americans free simply because they are permitted a perfunctory choice on who will molest their rights and liberties?”
awwww come on, The First ammendment is only for the Super Individual of the Corporation now anyhow. Why would you want to stand in the way of Turning the National Mall into a new Circus Maximus with Politicians in Nascar jumpsuits and festooned with corporate logo as teams of Reds and Blues and Whites and Greens gnash their teeth and watch the new chariot races. These kinds of self-written search warrants will be needed in the frenzied atmosphere of our Cliff Notes Rome.
Making congressmen wear NASCAR suits would actually be an improvement, since it would be easier to keep score of who bought whom. (or is it who??)