My Office Motto
[from the new issue of the New Yorker]
Hell, if my office looked like a mausoleum like this one does, I’d be a negative thinker, too.
Geez, did this guy have a zombie design his office?
There are no cigar butts, no pair of pliers to adjust the chair, no stack of empty Remington ammo boxes, and no deluge of yellow stickie notes covering at least half the desk.
Another tell-tale sign: there are no books or documents on the floor. This raises doubts about whether this guy really does any thinking at all.
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The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit
Comment on Tuesday 25th January 2011 @ 10:30 am
Remington. That about says it all, right there. 
Jim
Comment on Tuesday 25th January 2011 @ 11:43 am
I thought about mentioning the Smith & Wesson boxes but that was comparatively verbose.
The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit
Comment on Tuesday 25th January 2011 @ 2:14 pm
Real men shoot Federals.
Jim
Comment on Tuesday 25th January 2011 @ 2:40 pm
Federal-brand ammo, of course.
The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit
Comment on Tuesday 25th January 2011 @ 2:44 pm
Yes. That’s what real men shoot with. The HSTs are supposed to be exceptional.
Jim
Comment on Tuesday 25th January 2011 @ 2:46 pm
HST WTF?
Hawaii Standard Time?
Hubble Space Telescope?
The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit
Comment on Tuesday 25th January 2011 @ 4:08 pm
You need to get out with Brian and shoot a little more.
http://le.atk.com/general/federalproducts/pistol/tacticalhst.aspx
Dirk Sabin
Comment on Wednesday 26th January 2011 @ 9:22 am
In addition to the heart-warming scent of cordite, no self-respecting curmudgeon would maintain a cave without benefit of a layer of cheroot smoke worthy of a wintertime Montana Inversion. If the atmosphere aint got a blue tint, how is one to either work or drive away them obnoxious optimists?
Jim
Comment on Sunday 30th January 2011 @ 10:32 pm
To each their own smoke.
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