Ah yes, the new economic normal: happy “hour” is less than an hour long. I wonder how long it will be before the government starts issuing Victory Gin.
That reminds me of one of my father’s favorite comments – Whenever I offered him a beer, he declined, saying ‘that stuff tastes worse than horse piss.’
I never thought to ask him how he knew what horse piss tasted like.
Ha, my Dad had sayings like that. He grew up in West Virginia during the Depression so he seemed to acquire a lot of obscure knowledge.
One of his warnings when I misbehaved was “straighten up or I’ll show you where the bear sits in the buckwheat”. I didn’t know the location he was referring to and decided to keep it that way.
Ah yes, the new economic normal: happy “hour” is less than an hour long. I wonder how long it will be before the government starts issuing Victory Gin.
“Victory Gin” is a grim thought.
I wonder what variation the feds would concoct for Raging Bitch Beer.
Hillary Clinton Beer?
Oops, did I say that out loud?
No, I figure they’d call it White House Premium or WHP. To us WHP would stand for “Weak Horse Piss”.
That reminds me of one of my father’s favorite comments – Whenever I offered him a beer, he declined, saying ‘that stuff tastes worse than horse piss.’
I never thought to ask him how he knew what horse piss tasted like.
Ha, my Dad had sayings like that. He grew up in West Virginia during the Depression so he seemed to acquire a lot of obscure knowledge.
One of his warnings when I misbehaved was “straighten up or I’ll show you where the bear sits in the buckwheat”. I didn’t know the location he was referring to and decided to keep it that way.
That “buckwheat” saying is great – never heard that before.
Ya, doesn’t sound like the type of knowledge worth the pain of acquiring…
Two words: Billy Beer.
Ah, those were the days….