So Sen. Menendez of New Jersey, the chairman of the Sen. Foreign Relations Committee, is under investigation for his trips to the Dominican Republic. There are allegations that he was diddling very young hookers there – which could be a crime under a U.S. law which prohibits foreign travel to boink underage prostitutes.
Will Menendez invoke the “Greaseman’s Daddy Defense” – “Hard to believe a girl that big could be only 14”? [[The Greaseman was the most popular comic DJ in the DC area in the 1980s & 1990s, and told plenty of stories about his father’s legal troubles.]]
A Senator? Commit a crime??? Say it ain’t SO!!! Surely he’ll be severely punished, if found guilty!
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I said that with a straight face, right? 😀
This is outrageous! It is obvious that Menendez doesn’t give a damn about Americans. Think of all the pimps struggling to keep some dope rims on their rides and rocks in their bitch’s pipes. There must be a load of young hos in DC that need a trick and Menendez is flying to the Dominican Republic on the taxpayers’ dime to save a few bucks on teen booty. It’s shameful. He oughta be buying American.
I’m sure some of his brothers in the club can hook him up if he’s having trouble finding some action and if they can’t, them pimps on “K” Street can probably comp him a young tranny with a plaid skirt and some white ankle socks for some cheap thrills in the back of his limo.
On the other hand, his “foreign relations” activities in the Dominican Republic are probably better for the U.S. than anything else his committee has done.
Maybe Sen. Menendez didn’t understand that the notion of the US govt. screwing foreigners was only a metaphor.
Tom, only you would nail the details of the white ankle socks & plaid skirt.