My Carping on Obama’s State of Union 2016 Speech

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7 Responses to My Carping on Obama’s State of Union 2016 Speech

  1. The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit January 13, 2016 at 10:15 am #

    You actually used “dude” in a tweet????? I see that Mattel has released the new Hipster Bovard doll, apparently, replacing the old Curmudgeon Bovard and Twat Troll Bovard dolls in the lineup…..

    • Jim January 13, 2016 at 10:19 am #

      I was going to refer to him as the “Supreme Exalted Leader of the American People” but Twitter only allows 140 characters per message.

      Hipster Bovard doll?? Time to sell short Mattel stock.

      And the “Twat Troll Bovard” doll – ya, that would have sold well for voodoo stickings after that Silent Shakespeare article cameout.

  2. The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit January 13, 2016 at 10:36 am #

    The Twat Troll Bovard would have one of those strings you pull – but it wouldn’t say anything when you did…..

    • Jim January 13, 2016 at 10:42 am #

      That’s a hoot! Maybe if that string could evoke some East European-style pantomime…

  3. Tom Blanton January 13, 2016 at 5:04 pm #

    May the carping never end.

    There can never be too much carping about any statist reunion massage.

    Oh, does the new Hipster Bovard Doll have a bunch of really cool hipster hats that come with it?

    • Jim January 13, 2016 at 5:39 pm #

      Tom, if I knew Latin, I would come up with a variation of Descartes’ “Cogito Ergo Sum” — I think therefore I am —

      But for me, it would be “I carp, therefore I am.”

      I’m pretty sure that “Carpe Diem” wouldn’t be an accurate translation into Latin.

      • The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit January 14, 2016 at 5:31 pm #

        Cavillarito ergo sum. Maybe?

        And yes, Tom, of course the hipster Bovard would come with a selection of hats, glasses, and skinny jeans. And an instruction booklet so buyers know how to properly dress their hipster Bovard:

        http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-Like-a-Hipster