Obama warns of people who "use the Internet to poison the minds of individuals" – -Heck, but I enjoy sending out tweets!
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) January 13, 2016
Obama says a prez with "gifts of Lincoln… might have better bridged the divide" between Americans. So burning down Atlanta would help?
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) January 13, 2016
Bad sign #SOTU – Obama evokes "our commitment to the Rule of Law" and nobody laughs
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) January 13, 2016
It's fun to watch members of Congress grovel before & when Obama arrives for #SOTU. Natural born bootlickers desperate for 3 seconds TV time
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) January 13, 2016
Obama #SOTU boasts of helping African nations "feed their people" – but U.S. Food for Peace food dumping bankrupts foreign farmeres
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) January 13, 2016
#SOTU Obama scoffs at "calls to carpet bomb civilians." It is far wiser to blow up wedding parties instead.
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) January 13, 2016
Obama #SOTU wants to "spread best practices across America" — tell that to OPM, the VA, the Postal Service… Congress claps at any hokum
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) January 13, 2016
Obama "Optimistic that unarmed truth & unconditional love will have final word" -except for federal coverups & whistleblower prosecutions?
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) January 13, 2016
#SOTU Obama says "there are outdated regulations that need to be changed" – Dude, you been prez for 7 years. "Outdated" is your bogus gripe
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) January 13, 2016
Obama boasts: "We spend more on our military than the next 8 nations combined" – This is a good thing?!? Bankrupting ourselves is virtue?
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) January 13, 2016
Did Obama #SOTU forget he reserved an empty seat "for victims of gun violence"? Plus, dude didn't mention my article https://t.co/vw5ONm6h4p
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) January 13, 2016
Obama invokes Constitution's "We the People" — sheer bait-and-switch rhetoric for our Elective Dictator political system
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) January 13, 2016
You actually used “dude” in a tweet????? I see that Mattel has released the new Hipster Bovard doll, apparently, replacing the old Curmudgeon Bovard and Twat Troll Bovard dolls in the lineup…..
I was going to refer to him as the “Supreme Exalted Leader of the American People” but Twitter only allows 140 characters per message.
Hipster Bovard doll?? Time to sell short Mattel stock.
And the “Twat Troll Bovard” doll – ya, that would have sold well for voodoo stickings after that Silent Shakespeare article cameout.
The Twat Troll Bovard would have one of those strings you pull – but it wouldn’t say anything when you did…..
That’s a hoot! Maybe if that string could evoke some East European-style pantomime…
May the carping never end.
There can never be too much carping about any statist reunion massage.
Oh, does the new Hipster Bovard Doll have a bunch of really cool hipster hats that come with it?
Tom, if I knew Latin, I would come up with a variation of Descartes’ “Cogito Ergo Sum” — I think therefore I am —
But for me, it would be “I carp, therefore I am.”
I’m pretty sure that “Carpe Diem” wouldn’t be an accurate translation into Latin.
Cavillarito ergo sum. Maybe?
And yes, Tom, of course the hipster Bovard would come with a selection of hats, glasses, and skinny jeans. And an instruction booklet so buyers know how to properly dress their hipster Bovard:
http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-Like-a-Hipster