With its new name "Commanders," the Washington Football team has given Americans a new reason to despise Washington.
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) February 2, 2022
Personally, I'm disappointed they didn't name the Washington football team the "Tinhorn Despots" https://t.co/Y5YeXRF8Y1
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) February 2, 2022
"Commanders"!?! Bad name for football team. Should have gone with "Washington Narcs" to spur fear in opposing teams considering NFL drug use scandals #TakeCommand
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) February 2, 2022
"Commanders" is the new name because the Washington Football Team reportedly wanted a "military connection" with its name. Crap – can't people watch a damn game without political overtones?
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) February 2, 2022
The Dallas Cowboys will enjoy whipping Washington even more
— James Bovard (@JimBovard) February 2, 2022
Personally, I was hoping for “Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers.”
Thanks for the best LOL of the week!
I would have picked The Washington Deceiters.
That is apropos. Would also help headline writers achieving alliteration after team gets clobbered
Haha, they should have been named the Warmongers but dog faced pony soldiers foes have a nice ring to it as well
The DC Commies
Washington Commanders, huh? So the cheerleaders will all dress like Offred…