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10 Responses to TSA hand work in the New York Times

  1. Tom Blanton November 19, 2010 at 12:04 am #

    If I’m not mistaken, the guy getting the enhanced happy-ending hand slide pat-down is Emmett Tyrrell. It sure looks like him. I understand he tips those TSA guys very well.

    Personally, I’m latex intolerant. So, I’m going to opt in for the free porno-scans. I’m hoping I can buy some of the shots so I can e-mail them to DHS hottie Janet Napolitano. I’m hoping to hook up with her because I hear she’ll do the hand slide with no gloves. Sweet.

  2. Brian Wilson November 19, 2010 at 6:37 am #

    Now that she will have to fly commercial instead of commandeering a plush Air Force ride, I’ll pay real FRNs for a pic of Nancy Pelosi getting the Full Monty treatment.
    Hint: You’ll find her at Southwest Airlines check-in because….wait for it…Bags Fly Free.

  3. Jim November 19, 2010 at 8:40 am #

    Tom, I’ll put in a good word for ya the next time I have lunch with Janet.

  4. Jim November 19, 2010 at 8:40 am #

    Brian, seriously – somebody has to be keeping a lot of those pics…. and they will out, eventually.

  5. Mark November 20, 2010 at 10:35 am #

    Don’t put with ANY of this BS! Boycott Flying COMPLETELY, until sanity returns! Please join us: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Boycott-Flying/126801010710392

  6. Brian Fleury November 21, 2010 at 1:07 am #

    The TSA met with the airlines last week. Their stategy will be simple — they will only ask for “random” scans/pat-downs when the source of a detection by the metal detector cannot be located — as the rules allow. Minimized selection will mean temporarily minimized humiliation.

    After next Wednesday they will go back to scrotal grabbing/porno-scan and report that travel went smoothly.

  7. The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit November 23, 2010 at 10:29 am #

    Brian W. – you don’t think Nancy will just go back to using her own broom, with an escort of flying monkeys?

  8. Brian Wilson November 23, 2010 at 9:29 pm #

    Like Rust, Incrementalism never sleeps.

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  9. Brian Wilson November 23, 2010 at 9:34 pm #

    Like Rust, Incrementalism never sleeps.

    I love the fairytale that the “new majority” in the House is going to “fix everything”.
    Wouldn’t Ron Paul’s suggestion to boycott the airlines lead to AFS (Airline Failure Syndrome) and – being too big to fail – necessitate a Bail Out and the nationlization of the airlines cum GM, banks, insurance,food, health, etc ad nauseam?
    C’mon – let’s get it started/over with. All this Revolutionary Foreplay is getting boring.

  10. Jim November 24, 2010 at 12:22 am #

    Brian, that’s a great line on incrementalism. You need to pull a bevy of your best lines together & put them on your website.

    Revolutionary Foreplay? That’s different than Rubik’s Cube Foreplay, right?