Storm Prep: 3 cases of beer, 4 pounds of peanut butter, & 14 cigars

I have 3 cases of beer, 4 pounds of peanut butter, and 14 cigars. I have never been this well prepared for a winter storm before.

I have one six pack of Hop Wallop  – should be enough, with the other beer as supporting cast.



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6 Responses to Storm Prep: 3 cases of beer, 4 pounds of peanut butter, & 14 cigars

  1. Cody March 5, 2013 at 6:17 pm #

    I’ve been tracking this storm since last week. It’s about time we get a decent snow storm around here (Frederick, MD).

  2. The Infamous Oregon Lawhobbit March 5, 2013 at 6:18 pm #

    James Bovard was shot and killed, by accident, as police attempted to cite him for felonious peanut butter hoarding during a time of disaster. “He shouldn’t have tried to run,” Officer Glarfschnartz commented, “And as all the second hand smoke studies show, those cigars were essentially deadly weapons. What else could a good public servant do?”

  3. Jim March 5, 2013 at 7:52 pm #

    Lawhobbit, I always knew that peanut butter would be my downfall. It wasn’t the Teflon Shield I expected…

  4. Anglophilegal March 6, 2013 at 9:23 pm #

    Dear Mr. Bovard-
    Have you noticed that there is a striking resemblance between you and Hop Wallop….Could he be a long lost relative?

  5. KenK March 6, 2013 at 9:24 pm #

    What brand of beer?

  6. Jim Bovard March 6, 2013 at 9:49 pm #

    Ken, I’m partial to Flying Dog Brewery in Frederick and Victory Brewing in PA. Victory has one of the best American Pils. DuClaw has a good Hellrazer beer which I try to keep in stock.

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