Tim O’Regan has the perfect response to the Establishment media’s groveling to the tortured confession and the redacted transcript out of Gitmo.
O’Regan reveals that KSM and his look-alike, porn star Ron Jeremy, are the “Hairy Brothers of Destruction.” O’Regan reveals:
KSM supplied a type-written note that listed all of the crimes the duo is responsible for masterminding. The list includes:
- the bombing of U.S. Cole
- the decapitation of Daniel Pearl
- the planting of explosives that brought down WTC 7
- farting in the interrogation room — twice
- the bombing of a nightclub in Bali, Indonesia
- jump-starting Paris Hilton’s career
- the Democrats’ strong showing in the November elections
- happy-slapping
- Abu-Ghraib (specifically: getting the Americans caught)
- Hurricane Katrina
- eye-boogers
- killing Anna Nicole Smith
- causing President Bush to appear stupid and clueless on TV
- the Hindenburg disaster
- pimples
- the estate tax
- the illusion of global warming (to scare hippies)
- the Oklahoma City bombing
- Watergate
- killing Jesus Christ (and Old Yeller)
Ron Jeremy supplied an identical list, but he crossed out “Paris Hilton” and wrote “virneeral dizees”, then crossed that out and wrote “VD.”
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(Thanks to Claire Wolfe for the heads-up on this fine satire).
He also confessed to being responsible for William (“The Gambler”) Bennett’s huge gambling losses, too.
(By the way, I didn’t see sinking the BISMARCK on the list….)
I hold him responsible for the election of Clinton and Bush- both of them. I bet he would confess to that too.
Apparently, Tim O’Regan is a CIA shill attempting to coverup the obvious fact that KSM and Ron Jeremy are one and the same person. You’d have to be dumb enough to think Ann Coulter is a woman to fall for this ruse.
Interesting take by Paul Roberts on this matter:
http://www.antiwar.com/roberts/?articleid=10688
John Lowell
Tom – I guess this would also explain Ron Jeremy’s lack of acting skills. Never been that good at dialogue.
While we’re discussing confessions that rival those of Kamenev, Zinoviev and Bukaran and their link with a kind of gallows humor, here’s a little tid-bit about our future produced independently on behalf of Barak Obama’s campaign for ReichsChancellor, not that Obama offers anything materially different from what’s criticized here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cWvHbOoG3tI
John Lowell
But seriously folks, not only does KSM have the good looks of movie star Ron Jeremy, he is like the Forrest Gump of terrorists says Kurt Nimmo. He’s quite an amazing guy – he was killed in 2002 and he escaped from his grave only to be recaptured in 2003. According to some CIA guy, he is one tough cookie too. He held up longer than anyone when waterboarded before he talked – despite the CIA doing a rendition on his kids.
No kidding!
It’s all here: http://www.pnar.org/ksm.htm
Check out Tom’s link – he has an excellent analysis and a telling survey of some of the official scams about KSM.
The quotes Tom pulled from the Washington Post article – showing Sen. Levin and Sen. Graham gushing over the Show Trial procedure at Gitmo – are especially damning.