Sarah Palin Attacks ‘Anonymous, Pathetic Bloggers’

Sarah Palin is still furious at “anonymous, pathetic bloggers” who defamed her good name last year.

Damn, this is so upsetting to me that I’m going straight to Brooks Brothers and blow $25,000 on a new wardrobe.

The Associated Press  notes that Palin “says sports taught her everything she knows.”

I am reminded of the quips in the 1970s explaining President Jerry Ford’s bumbling by the fact that, when he was a college football star, the players didn’t wear helmets.

Does anyone know what the comparable Alaska explanation would be for Palin?

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5 Responses to Sarah Palin Attacks ‘Anonymous, Pathetic Bloggers’

  1. Lawntawndra Jankins February 5, 2009 at 7:38 pm #

    I bes tired a hearin Sara bein a sore loser she know she acted stupid during the campaign..and her family values crap the tramp got knocked up and not married then her daughter followed suit had to farm her son off to the army and that lazy husband what does he do? Wanted to be the First Dude..she would have been the Vice President what is the Vice Presidents spouse called? She aint the President unless dat old fart dies and I wouldnt be surprised..She a Republican who lives like trailer park trash..

  2. Dirk W. Sabin February 6, 2009 at 12:02 pm #

    Good sportsmanship says that when someone loses in an honest contest, one does not then run around blaming everyone from the fans to sportswriters and even the coach’s staff. That said, perhaps snowmobile exhaust and cordite have worked their way into that cute lil ole head o hers and short-circuited the lobes of the brains that govern megalomania and paranoia. Bless he little heart though donchyaknow.

  3. Tom Blanton February 6, 2009 at 6:23 pm #

    Ms. Palin’s popularity has continued to plunge even though the bloggers have been ignoring her lately. Why else would the price of a Palin Party Doll plummet from $89.99 to $9.98 in just several months?

    SEE: http://www.pnar.org/palindoll2.jpg

    WARNING: By clicking on this link, you indicate that you are at least 40 years old.

  4. Jim February 6, 2009 at 7:13 pm #

    Tom, I’ve always been leery of ‘virgin vinyl,’ but if it is on your website, it must be bona fide.

    I expect Palin may give us some more laughs over the next few years…

  5. Jim February 6, 2009 at 7:13 pm #

    Dirk, she’s a politician.

    What’s this about good sportsmanship????