After listening to the media chatter about the evil of private guns for the past week, I couldn’t resist reposting this satire published by the Los Angeles Times in the wake of Janet Reno’s raid to nab Elian Gonzalez. The piece generated some very hostile letters to the editor, reprinted below.
Los Angeles Times May 3, 2000, Wednesday
HELP PROMOTE FEWER GUNS–FOR THE FEDS;
: AFTER SEEING ‘THE PHOTO,’ WHO DOESN’T FEAR THAT LAWMEN MIGHT SMASH THROUGH THEIR DOORS AT NIGHT?
BYLINE: JAMES BOVARD
“Every gun turned in through a buyback program means potentially one less tragedy,” President Bill Clinton declared at a Sept. 9, 1999, White House photo op with mayors and police chiefs. Clinton was announcing that the Department of Housing and Urban Development would be allocating $ 15 million to buy up to 300,000 guns from private citizens.
Unfortunately, such programs have serious flaws. For instance, gun buyback programs have made no attempt to round up the guns of one of the most aggressive groups in society: federal lawmen. However, after the Elian Gonzalez raid, it is clearly time to reduce the number of machine guns in the hands of the INS, the Border Patrol and other federal law enforcement agencies. In the now-famous photograph, a Border Patrol agent pointed an HK MP-5 toward a 6-year-old boy and his fisherman rescuer. The HK fires 800 rounds a minute. Most experts agree that, when carrying out a nighttime raid on a home with unarmed men, women and
children, weapons firing only 700 rounds a minute are sufficient.
Since 1995, the Pentagon has deluged local law enforcement with thousands of machine guns, more than 100 armored personnel carriers, scores of grenade launchers and more than a million other pieces of military hardware. Instead of relying on street smarts, police departments are resorting to high-tech weaponry courtesy of Uncle Sam. There are some cases in which government agents need high-powered weaponry. But, too often, the possession of the weapons has induced G-men to use far more force and intimidation than is necessary.
How could a government gun buyback work? It is doubtful that Congress would be willing to directly appropriate funds for this task, since some members of Congress might fear that it would make their previous lavish appropriations for heavy armaments for law enforcement look foolish. Americans would have to rely on private donations to fund the buyback. After seeing “the photo,” many American families would likely be willing to donate $ 5 or $ 10 to reduce the chance that lawmen would smash through their doors late at night. Large foundations have heavily bankrolled the gun control movement and perhaps they also would be willing to provide grants to aid this buyback program.
How much would a government gun buyback program cost? There are few reliable domestic price quotes. However, if foreign experience is a guide, the program could be much less expensive than one might expect. In the early 1990s, Soviet troops in East Berlin sold their fully automatic AK-47s for $ 50. In 1995, in Chechnya, Russian troops traded their automatic weapons for a few bottles of vodka. Of course, given that most American lawmen probably do not have a taste for vodka, such an exchange program might not work here. But, with private sector ingenuity, a solution could be found.
Many federal agents are tired of being denounced as “jack-booted thugs” and thus might be willing to participate in a buyback program. HUD-financed gun buyback programs have promised gun sellers immunity for the guns they cash in (unless the government traces the gun to a crime). We would have to extend a similar type of immunity to remorseful lawmen.
What would happen to the guns collected? Private citizens cannot own automatic weapons without a federal license, and it is unlikely that federal bureaucrats would cheerfully issue them. HUD has recommended that guns bought in buyback programs be crushed so that they do not reenter street traffic. Instead of destroying the weapons bought back from government agents, they could be gathered for a new museum to help Americans understand modern public service. There could be special exhibits to show the submachine gun that a U.S. marshal used to kill 14-year-old Sammy Weaver at Ruby Ridge, Idaho, the automatic rifles used by Albuquerque police in 1996 to gun down 69-year-old Ralph Garrison as he stood on his porch with a cell phone dialing 911 during a Customs Service raid, and, of course, the weapon used in the Gonzalez raid.
It would be naive to expect this buyback program to solve the problem of excessive force by law enforcement. For that to happen, Americans would need to rediscover their constitutional heritage and understand why the Founding Fathers sought to put strict limits on government power. However, stranger things have happened.
Tagline: James Bovard is the author of “Freedom in Chains: The Rise of the, State & the Demise of the Citizen” (St. Martin’s Press, 1999)
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR:
Bovard is a libertarian who has written extensively against “statism,” the term he applies to what I call a democracy under a federal system. Bovard claims that “democracy” is a sham. This is an extreme viewpoint.
Elian Gonzalez was being held hostage by his great-uncle and the house was surrounded by hostile parties. The INS recovery of Elian was textbook perfect….
Los Angeles Times May 8, 2000, Monday,
[the article was syndicated; the Raleigh News and Observer published both the piece and this response:
The News and Observer (Raleigh, NC)
May 29, 2000 Monday, FINAL EDITION
SECTION: EDITORIAL/OPINION; Pg. A16
HEADLINE: Stop bashing the feds
After reading James Bovard’s May 11 Op-ed article headlined
“Federal firepower threatens liberty” I have to say that I am far
more worried about people like Bovard owning guns than I am about
armed federal agents.
Bovard satirized a HUD program to buy back guns by urging a
similar program to to buy back guns from federal agents. He
called federal lawmen “one of the most aggressive groups in
society” and made references to the “Gonzalez raid.”
I am not afraid of federal agents. Unlike the Miami kin of
Elian Gonzalez, I tend to obey the law, especially when the
attorney general personally asks me to do so.
The only federal agents I have ever met were a U.S. marshal
and a Drug Enforcement Agency officer I talked with at length at
a relative’s wedding reception three years ago. I came away with
respect for the difficulty of their jobs and their
It has been the fashion among some since the Reagan
administration to criticize public servants with no evidence, and
I for one am sick of it. Bovard fails to mention the extensive
investigations of the actions of federal agents when excessive
force is alleged, which I take as evidence that the system works.
I am not sure how The N&O couples, on the Op-ed page, Bovard’s
paranoia about federal agents with the debate over gun control,
but I find it to simply be an irrelevant distraction. The real
issue here is stopping the arms race among individuals that has
created an atmosphere of fear in public places throughout this
Hang Him High
I have to say that I am far
more worried about people like Bovard owning guns than I am about
armed federal agents.
I think this writer may now be working at The Onion. I think I recognize his style.
Either at the Onion, or maybe at the White House.
Yes, Jim, please stop bashing the feds!! After all, I haven’t seen you bashing the states lately and that would be a nice change of pace.
This column would never run in the LA Times of our era. Oops, it’s only been 10 years!
Shame on you you paranoid Mr. Fancy Pants and your nattering negativist nabobbery. You caused these people to get out of the comfortable ruts of their warm barcaloungers and write a letter to the Editor when their time could have been much better spent pulling the static charge out of their Snuggies. You have a lot of damned nerve sir, the government is here to serve us and if it must resort to automatic fire , its our duty to duck.
Dirk, I have always found it easier to duck semi-auto fire, rather than full auto.
On the other hand, most government agents with a machine gun are probably less accurate than the US Postal Service.
If you don’t stop bashing the feds the feds won’t stop bashing you.
Two gun stores near me (choices). But one is located in Cook county, which has a assault rifle ban. So I was forced to travel farther and buy an AK distributed by CenturyArmsInternational (CIA). After I read the receipt which was stated the distributor: CIA, I became alarmed thinking it was some kind of setup (that was over a year back). But I’m still here, not arrested (the gun laws are everywhere).
My AK shoots (cycles) perfectly everytime. I love the gun and if or when my wife is away from home and traveling on business I sleep with it.
But I want to inform others about other good choices too. My favorite AK gun catalogue comes from the distributor located in Kentucky, CenterFireSystems (www.centerfiresystems.com). They also sell the made-in-Russia AK Saiga brand version. Ak’s are made in Russia, Czheckoslavakia, Romania, Poland (higher end), and the U.S. So, be sure to do some price research before you buy.