Obama’s Drones Wittily Impaled on Twitter

Someone started a thread on Twitter yesterday with the hashtag #TheBestThingsAboutObamasDrones

Here are some of the most amusing zingers thus far –

The Best Things About Obama’s Drones is….

@poor_richard
…they eliminate the need to read an American citizen their miranda rights

@CanadianBacon_2
if they turn out like the Volt, they’ll probably crash into the most populated areas taking out neighborhood

@PointlessPol
Laser guided bombs system so accurate it only kills the innocent within a 200 ft radius

@jeffjotoole
One day the #LAPD will be able to blow up the wrong car instead of just shoot at it.

@GrooveSDC
We get to hear torture fetishists who support preemptive wars based on non-existent WMDs complain about them

@SinisterAnon
…is that they are powered solely on #Hipster apathy

@SamAdamsTPP
President Obama is the only Nobel Peace prize winner to have a hit list.

@ag_texas
They can be guided with an Obamaphone app

@GrooveSDC
We get to hear torture fetishists who support preemptive wars based on non-existent WMDs complain about them

@darlingdelilah
Watching liberals justify the murder of a sixteen year old boy.

@INHOC478
There more Eco friendly than using F16s to kill Americans.

@deepereyes
with all the bodies to bury shovel ready jobs are created. In other countries now but in USA soon

@1_punny_dem
Reagan is dead so he can’t sell them to Iran.

@1_punny_dem
now they can find Dick Cheneys ‘undisclosed location’

@voteforcantwell
… is when POTUS says he can use them to kill Americans, Americans act like the drones are the only problem

@Shep_Brian
…hippies from the 60’s that hated gov’t help create and finance them.

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FWIW – I’m on Twitter @jimbovard