I have 3 cases of beer, 4 pounds of peanut butter, and 14 cigars. I have never been this well prepared for a winter storm before.
I have one six pack of Hop Wallop – should be enough, with the other beer as supporting cast.
“There is no way to criminalize our way to utopia.”
I have one six pack of Hop Wallop – should be enough, with the other beer as supporting cast.
I’ve been tracking this storm since last week. It’s about time we get a decent snow storm around here (Frederick, MD).
James Bovard was shot and killed, by accident, as police attempted to cite him for felonious peanut butter hoarding during a time of disaster. “He shouldn’t have tried to run,” Officer Glarfschnartz commented, “And as all the second hand smoke studies show, those cigars were essentially deadly weapons. What else could a good public servant do?”
Lawhobbit, I always knew that peanut butter would be my downfall. It wasn’t the Teflon Shield I expected…
Dear Mr. Bovard-
Have you noticed that there is a striking resemblance between you and Hop Wallop….Could he be a long lost relative?
What brand of beer?
Ken, I’m partial to Flying Dog Brewery in Frederick and Victory Brewing in PA. Victory has one of the best American Pils. DuClaw has a good Hellrazer beer which I try to keep in stock.