Revealed: What NSA Believes Terrorists Look Like

This cartoon is from a secret National Security Agency document detailing how the NSA is seeking to destroy TOR – which allows for anonymous Internet use. That purported terrorist looks too well-coiffed for me to ever trust him. [from the Guardian’s excellent expose today on the NSA]

NSA graphic on Tor HOOT!

On the bright side, at least I have no fear that the NSA will ever classify me as a terrorist.


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3 Responses to Revealed: What NSA Believes Terrorists Look Like

  1. Tom Blanton October 4, 2013 at 9:47 pm #

    That terrorist looks like the Lone Ranger wearing a fake beard.

    What bothers me about this graphic are those onion things with vaginas.

    • Jim October 4, 2013 at 11:51 pm #

      As Maxwell Smart would say, “It’s the old giant onion with badly camouflaged ‘ginas trick.”

  2. Tom Blanton October 5, 2013 at 10:56 am #

    OK, I’ve got this thing figured out now that I’ve stopped being mesmerized by these government cartoons and started reading. TOR, government anonymity software, stands for The Onion Router, which has nothing to with directing your browser to the truthy Onion website.

    Those suspicious vagina-like openings are actually black holes of domestic surveillance created by the NSA Illumanati or perhaps the CIA Grandmasters of Doom. If only Agent 86 were still with us, maybe he could rout out the elements of C.H.A.O.S. that have infiltrated the Imperial Empire.

    Glenn Greenwald makes us cry again by peeling away the onion skin and revealing that the government is not our friend and protector, but instead is a totalitarian beast intent on stripping away whatever remnants of humanity they have allowed us to cling to until now. It’s all here: