YIKES! The NSA might be tracking the number of sheep photos I have viewed online.
I swear – I was only doing research on agricultural policy…..
Another great piece from Glenn Greenwald today: “The National Security Agency has been gathering records of online sexual activity and evidence of visits to pornographic websites as part of a proposed plan to harm the reputations of those whom the agency believes are radicalizing others through incendiary speeches, according to a top-secret NSA documents…”
Jim, I’m shocked. That sheep pictured above is practically a lamb by the looks of her face. You should stick to sheep closer to your own age, in sheep years!
Personally, I’m a cow man. I never give calves a second glance. I like more mature cows with large udders – even if they are fake and airbrushed. It’s a good thing too. I wouldn’t want to discredit my radicalism by having it known that I’m cruising porn sites featuring bovine beauties young enough to be veal cutlets.
By the way, would encouraging people to put a paper bag filled with cow dung on the front porch of a politician, setting it on fire, ringing the doorbell and then running be considered “incendiary speech”?
Tom, I’m not sure what the legal definition of “lamb” is.
But since Virginia recently repealed its 1637 Sodomy law…..
As far as the cow dung…. I preferred it in “chip” form…. I was raised around lots of beef cattle and it was hard to miss all those souvenirs…
Ya know, all those times you told me you were “feeling sheepish,” I thought you meant something else. How little did I know.