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Got this email from someone who heard my two cents (actually, more like a half cent) on Fox News tonight.
I bet this guy is out at a bookstore right now trying to buy up all the copies of my books that he can find. **********
You are the one with attention deficit disorder. One look at you
tells me all I need to know about you. I am so tired of liberals
that think they are so brilliant. You are such a stupid jackass.
You are so stupid you probably believe that the Bush administration
orchestrated the attacks on 9/11. Every time you go on the internet,
every time you make a bank transaction, or pay a bill, every time you
try to email a congressman or senator they are getting so much
information off of you. Of course it is all a conspiracy by the Bush
administration. I have screwed around by so many arrogant liberals
like you. If an arrogant moron like you even came close to me at
this point I would put you in the hospital. I think every know
nothing lying jackass like you should be rounded up and gassed with
the iraqi poison gas that does not exist according to you. The
reason this country is so screwed up is because of arrogant liberal
bastards like you who think they are just so much smarter than anyone
else.
That was his first email. Eight minutes later, after he had pondered deeply on my brief comments on the show, he sent the following:
Your whole pathetic agenda is to attack the president. You call
voters ignorant. Guess what the average voter is way smarter than
you idiot. We almost lost the country in the 60’s when there were a
whole lot of drugged out jerks like you running around who thought
they were incredibly brilliant. Anyone who walks around and has the
arrogance to think that everyone is less intelligent than them is a
person with real mental problems. I think it is time for you to
commit yourself you need serious help.
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Sunni
Comment on Friday 23rd June 2006 @ 10:18 pm
And here I was thinking the terms of your parole kept you from being “drugged out”. Silly me!
Jim
Comment on Friday 23rd June 2006 @ 10:37 pm
So do you think I could file a suit against this guy for violating the Americans with Disabilities Act by implying that my political views are the result of drug addiction?
Ray
Comment on Friday 23rd June 2006 @ 11:39 pm
You might be able to do better Jim. He threatening to put you in the hospital and then gas you with Iraqi poison gas. I think that might qualify him as a terrorist suspect under the Patriot Act.
Faith Jacobs
Comment on Friday 23rd June 2006 @ 11:53 pm
I’m so tired of brainless Bushies who think they know anything. Bring back literacy tests!
Tom
Comment on Saturday 24th June 2006 @ 12:48 am
I think I know this fellow. I have a hunch he is Ann Coulter. It is my understanding that he is especially vitriolic when he is not wearing his minidress.
Steve
Comment on Saturday 24th June 2006 @ 3:30 am
On a serious note, he did threaten you.
Steve
Comment on Saturday 24th June 2006 @ 3:32 am
Dont worry I am sure if you turn him in to Alberto Gonzales you will see quick action.
I think every know
nothing lying jackass like you should be rounded up and gassed with
the iraqi poison gas that does not exist according to you.” hmmm, wonder why the Bush people sometimes get compared with Nazis.
Sunni
Comment on Saturday 24th June 2006 @ 6:25 am
Well, I’ve heard of less-meritous suits going through the just-us system, so give it a shot!
Sunni
Comment on Saturday 24th June 2006 @ 6:27 am
Oops, somebody forgot a closing tag up there for the italics. Maybe mine will fix it?
Jim
Comment on Saturday 24th June 2006 @ 10:40 am
Thanks for all the comments!
I’m glad that the brief appearance evoked a strong reaction, regardless of collateral foam.
As far as turning me into Gonzales - I have never requested money from undercover federal agents to buy shoes (as the papers report that the Miami half-wits did).
Jim
Comment on Saturday 24th June 2006 @ 11:09 am
On Tom’s comment - Minidresses do have a calming effect, at least in my experience.
Coincidentally, I picked up a copy of Coulter’s book on Treason last week. I was perusing it during the train ride back from New York City. The Amtrak guards looked at me suspiciously when I entered Penn Station. But, when they saw I was carrying Coulter’s book in my hand, they knew they didn’t need to search my travel bag or the large oblong cardboard box I was balancing on my right shoulder.
Steve
Comment on Saturday 24th June 2006 @ 2:32 pm
I think Coulter is Bin-Laden in drag- the perfect disguise.
Jim
Comment on Saturday 24th June 2006 @ 3:05 pm
I wonder if anyone has the specifics, comparing their bench press totals.
Steve
Comment on Sunday 25th June 2006 @ 6:08 am
Give em hell Jim
http://theaginghipster.blogspot.com/2006/06/give-em-hell-jim.html
Jim
Comment on Sunday 25th June 2006 @ 1:53 pm
Steve - Thanks for the plug!
And happy 40th birthday!
Ali Massoud
Comment on Sunday 25th June 2006 @ 2:03 pm
Sounds like the kind of email I often get whenever I write anything about the Middle East. Forgive your emenies Jim, but never forget about ‘em.
Jim
Comment on Sunday 25th June 2006 @ 2:19 pm
Ali - yes, it does seem that folks get riled real easily these days.
Good advice on not forgetting….
Ryan
Comment on Friday 30th June 2006 @ 5:38 pm
It’s always interesting to witness individuals who oppose the invasion of Iraq as “pinko-commie-libs” (often thoroughly mixed with more colorful words) or some similar label.
Such a mind has obviously been thoroughly indoctrinated into the extremely limited paradigm of “left and right”. One however should view the political spectrum in terms of “liberty” and tyranny” instead. unfortunately this would require thinking for ones self, an action which is sadly in short supply these days.
Jim
Comment on Friday 30th June 2006 @ 7:04 pm
And, unfortunately, few Americans today seem to understand what the Founding Fathers understood as liberty.
I am always amused at the email that comes in denouncing me as a life-long unrepentant liberal. I reckon these folks don’t do Google searches so well.
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