An email from Nation magazine alerted me to the opportunity to sign this birthday card for President Obama.
So what sort of greetings should I give to Barack?
“May federal judges continue helping cover up your crimes!”
“May the Washington media (mostly) continue groveling at your feet…”
The dude’s birthday is on August 4 – I suspect we can come up with better ideas between now and then..
Okay. How about, “Happy birthday, Barack! Hope you and Michelle use as much taxpayer dollars on your birthday celebration luxury vacation as possible. You’re certainly good at it. (Better hire an extra food-taster, however.)”
Or, “Have a great birthday, and always be reminded how many millions of lives you are destroying with your policies of surveillance and drone-bombing, and ObamaCare etc, etc.”
Or, what about the plain old, matter-of-fact but sarcastic, “Hey Barry! Happy birthday, you Nazi!”
Well, the best birthday present I can think of to give Barack Obama is an article of impeachment, with a nice ribbon bow on top.
Not sure if articles of impeachment arrive with ribbons. I think they varnish them instead.