Aspiring Zingers from the Libertarian Hooliganism Speech

Here’s a few outtakes lines from the “Libertarian Hooliganism” speech posted online earlier today –

*Federal agencies in DC think I’m  a redneck, but the rednecks in the North Carolina mountains thought I was an undercover fed

* As she raised the knife, I remembered the old saying – “Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.”

* That 700-page secret U.S. trade document screamed TAKE ME as I walked innocently down the hall in GATT headquarters in Geneva, Switzerland

* If you’re gonna hijack a Massachusetts Turnpike toll booth, don’t try to collect tolls from drivers

*Wielding a chainsaw on a summer  job for Va. Highway Dept. was great training to become a Washington journalist

* The key to being a respectable govt. worker is to never get caught with both hands in your pockets at the same time.

And one line from Public Policy Hooligan that was too long for Twitter –  My 1977 move to Boston was akin to the Beverly Hillbillies going to California, except that I didn’t arrive with $80 million in the bank.


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