I have always wondered why TSA screeners seem to target me (especially after I cuss ’em a bit). Now I realize that I have to buy new luggage to allay Official Fears. OK, maybe I could also try to stop radiating sedition. But that is practically the only redeeming fun when flying nowadays.
Admittedly, I have had some fun with TSA on this blog over the past 8 years.
((Thanks to Mick Stevens for this excellent “daily cartoon” from the New Yorker.)